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|Tuesday, March 14th, 2006|
|How's this for a test?
I'm gonna try doing my blog a different way for awhile, which I assume is better than not doing one at all.
I'll basically start with one line, and upon that line, ask anything in regards to the line that you'd like to know. Keep the questions on point and all, and it might work out. If it doesn't, I'll either try to update like a normal person, or just randonly update about nothing at all.
|Tuesday, March 7th, 2006|
|Tuesday, February 7th, 2006|
|So I'm watching Elizabethtown...
...and I've decided that when I die, I want to be cremated and have my ashes stored in a Kiss urn.
Haven't updated in awhile.
Basically, I have an excellent girlfriend and I still have a shitty job. That's pretty much summing it up, in case anyone was wondering. =b
|Sunday, November 27th, 2005|
|Atteion icon makers:
Family Guy on [adult swim] Thursday, there is a portion of the episode where Brian (the dog) sing's "It's Peanut Butter Jelly time!" while dancing in a banana suit with sambas. If anyone can find/make that as an animated icon, I will buy you a beer. Please?
|Friday, November 18th, 2005|
|Thursday, November 17th, 2005|
|BANANABANANABANANABANANA - TERRACOTTA - BANANA TERRACOTTA, TERRACOTTA PIE!!!@#$@#$$%&@%!@%#$^#@#!@
I totally fucking quit Circuit City, got that spot at Best Buy. I should start Monday, if I get my car fixed up by then. I've also rediscovered that I totally have games. I am a fucking bear with fucking claws, and I totally can kill that little cute fucking bunny.
Enough about that.
Alcoholic tomfoolery planned for the weekend. Get with me on Yahoo or through this or whatever way it is you like to get in touch with me in order to get details. Especially if you say "fuck some football" on Saturday, because most folks are leaving me for AU. =b
p.s. New S.o.a.D. rocks, as previously mentioned in quoteofthenight. =b Current Mood: happy
|Friday, November 11th, 2005|
|JOB FREE, SUCKA!
Out of Circuit City! Starting at Best Buy or a temp agency in two weeks! Either Way, it'll be an increase in pay + not being a retail bitch for 40+ hours a week! BOOM SHAKA LAKA!
|Wednesday, November 9th, 2005|
Ok cats and kittens, I need random/funny/fucked up ideas for a photo scavenger hunt. Nothing that'll be felonious, but misdemeanors aren't out of the picture.
So far, we have:
- Flash a camera with a random stranger
- Make a clothed porn, using food for genitalia
- Do shots with 5 strangers simultaneously
- Streak a public place (proof of witnesses required)
These are things to be done after dark and while piss wasted. That's what makes this shit fun, afterall.
|Saturday, November 5th, 2005|
|Saturday, October 29th, 2005|
|My Favorite Day of the Year (not Halloween)
Yeah, that'd be today. I never can remember if today is Daylight Savings, or if that's in April. But either ways, today is my total favorite day of the year. A lot of folks don't stop to think about it, but setting your clock back an hour = a shitload of extra time. Look at it from my point of view:
Right now, it's 7:30ish. When I get to Starz and get to getting slizzered like a lizzard, it'll be 9pm - wait! no, it's 8pm. When I'm tired of that around 1am, I'll be hungry - oh, but it's really midnight! Plenty of time to eat and all. Say I have the chance to nail someone as of 2:30am, but ahh... it's really only 1:30am. So, with working at noon, I still totally have like an hour and a half to two hours to wear that ass out. Plus, if you forget to set your clock back, you can wake up and have that extra hour to sleep in before work. You can use your own examples where necessary, but still.... everything you do totally gets an extra hour. Beautiful how that shit works out. It only works if you don't set your clock back until you go to bed/wake up the next morning/afternoon. Better to do the latter than the former, thinking that you have an extra hour when you've already set it back. Work gets a little pissed when you're an hour late on the day you set your clock back an hour and all.
On a completely different subject, I lost my phone, caught food poisoning, and totally blew out my brakes in my car in the span of a week and a half. Hopefully, I'm gonna hear back about a new job sometime in the next couple of weeks. Got a few good looking prospects and the sort, really hoping one comes through. If not, I'm just gonna go to a temp agency and deal with something that pays better. Current Mood: excited
|Sunday, October 16th, 2005|
|T-minus 5 minutes to goodness!
Adult Swim is my eternal happy. Plus, more new shows. I've already seen 12 Ounce Mouse, and that shit is funny. And really, Squidbillies looks funny as fuck. Unfortunately, this means another night of less than seven hours sleep.
Watch or die! Current Mood: WATCH OR DIE!
I lost my phone.
Our store manager quit. After acknowledging my request for time off in a couple of weeks. Means I don't get it now.
I had food poisoning on Friday, which was the first day our new manager started. I missed my 10 hour shift.
My new department manager is someone I have personal, walk-outta-the-job-worthy drama with.
I have no money.
Live's kinda blowing right now. It'll look up here in about a week, but shit blows like a backwards vaccuum cleaner at the moment. Current Mood: FUCK
|Tuesday, October 4th, 2005|
|An idea hs just been put into my head:
Follow the Naked Leader.
More as it develops.
How are you guys doing?
I'm still hungover from the open bar last night, with hot flashes and shit. More on that later.
|Saturday, October 1st, 2005|
|Joss Whedon - You're a fucking asshole. You're a fucking asshole, and I love you.
That's my review od Serenity. Honestly? Best fucking movie I've seen all year. If you didn't catch Firefly, you might still get a good ride out of it. But to those who did, ye shall surely be treated, for that shit rocked. No spoilers or anything, but fuck you too dude.
Now I gotta find the comics that took place between the show and movie. And sleep, as well as come up with $50 for Monday. Open bars break my ass, hehe. Current Mood: tired
|Tuesday, September 20th, 2005|
|Haha, this shit picked some of my more fucked up interests...
LJ Interests meme results
- being scruffy:
It kinda suits me and all. Neat and orderly - bwahaha! right. Not me. Mainly because it reminds me of being a kid, when shit was good. Pinwheels in the yard on birthdays and shit.
- cowboy bebop:
Excellent music, incredible story, and a rad ass Corgi. Science fiction with jazz. 'nuff said.
I've always liked it. I used to be pretty decent at cartooning, but I haven't tried anything serious in years. I doubt I got anything in me anymore, but I need to pick it back up.
- homemade sweet tea:
It's a southern thing. It's the only southern thing about me.
- knick-knacks and patty-whacks:
Give a dog a bone, mothafucka!
- potato-cannoning kittens:
HAHAHA! I don't fucking believe it picked this.
Well shit, because they're kittens, the spawn of the devil. And because they're compact?
Used to be big into it as a kid, back when it was the thing you did to piss your parents off. In my day, parents used to say "hell no, you aren't gonna skate", and we'd get grounded for owning anything of the sort. Now, it's almost a billion dollar fucking industry, if not already.
- sugar highs:
Dude, sugar highs are just sweet. Somedays, it's necessary to survive, or at least just function. Who doesn't like them?
- video games:
I have a penis, this explains itself.
Enter your LJ user name, and 10 interests will be selected from your interest list.
|Sunday, August 28th, 2005|
|Wednesday, August 10th, 2005|
|You heard it here first, bitches.
Danger-Doom is the fucking shit. It'll be in stores in like, two months. Shit's got beats like fresh cut meats. Not to mention Cee-Lo, Talib Kweli, and random themes off of Adult Swim shows.
also, I broke my fucking finger. On the funny side, it's in a splint + it's the middle finger. It'll be red tomorrow. Current Mood: fuggit.
|Sunday, July 31st, 2005|
|is this true?
(47% dark, 47% spontaneous, 33% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT
Your style's mostly goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith
|My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:|
||You scored higher than 38% on dark|
||You scored higher than 72% on spontaneous|
||You scored higher than 66% on vulgar|
I just kinda figured I'd be higher on spontaneous humor, given my acts of randomness of late. Oh well.
|Monday, July 25th, 2005|